See! This is my life...

Ever wondered what it might be like to be a writer, here is what you can expect:

Questions such as this:

"When are you going to get a proper job?."

Answer: A stoney-faced 'Go to hell - you aren't my friend any longer' stare)

"Are you pregnant, having a baby or something? Unable to work?"

Answer: "Yes... well no... well actually - conceiving them is far more fun than pushing them out of my nether regions."

"Are you famous?"

Answer: Laugh coquettishly and say, "Would I be actually be talking to you if I were?"

"What do you write about?"

Answer: "um...."

Well any fellow writers out there can add to this list, I am absolutely positive that you will have a few of your own!